ROFL WUT

I HAVE ANOTHER COLD D:
AND I TOOK NYQUIL YESTERDAY
IS IT ME OR IS NYQUIL TEN TIMES STRONGER THAN NYQUIL USUALLY IS
I TOOK TWO NYQUIL YESTERDAY AND THE ROOM WAS SPINNING
IT WAS WEIRD CUZ USUALLY WHEN I TAKE NYQUIL I SHRUG IT OFF AND I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING
DID I MENTION NYQUIL YET?

NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL
NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUIL NYQUI- *shot*

OMIGAWD TOMORROW'S THE FIRST DAY OF DECEMBER
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
IT MEANS....!!!
OCTOBER WAS LAST MONTH!!! *dramatic music*


_{SHUT UP I'M NOT HYPED UP ON NYQUIL AND LACK OF SLEEP}

"That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems"
-Owl City "Fireflies" (GOD I LOVE THAT SONG)


UHHHH
SO

TODAY WAS ONE OF THOSE DAYS THAT REMIND ME WHY I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM ISSUES
AND LOOKING BACK ON IT NOW I DID KIND OF ACT LIKE A DUMBASS

So me and mom were at Walmart
I had to go and buy my little sister a belated birthday present (I hadn't seen her since October)
so it was a great excuse to go through the toy aisle and just so happen to look by the Transformers section

mom was looking at curtains so I took off to look for my sisters present/look at TF figures

They had a bunch of ROTF ones and a few TFA ones
BLITZWING WAS THERE
SENTINEL, WASPINATOR, AND SOUNDWAVE TOO

but what caught my eye was a tiny, tiny, TINY Megatron

it was the Activators version

NOW, BASED ON 's journals about her figures, I figured Activators were pretty small
I didn't think they were THAT small

I laughed, possibly bruising Meg's ego and making him want to kill me

I wanted to buy it
so I brought it with me as I went back to looking for my sister's present

I chose the tiny Megs compared to the awesomely sexy Blitzwing cuz Megs was small and when I paid I could easily put him in my purse and hide it from mom until I got home

BUT THEN MOM CAME AROUND

In a panic I picked up a convieniently large Little Mermaid doll of Ariel (ALRIGHT NO MERMAID JOKES GOT IT >:[ ) and hid Megs behind it

so I show'd mom the doll saying "Maybe she'll think of me when she plays with it" since her, dad and her mom are moving to Florida
and she said
"Yeah! Now whats that other toy you're holding?"

DAMMIT

So in a blur I held it up in a second and hid it again saying "UMWELLIT'S SMALL SO MAYBE SHE CAN PLAY WITH IT DURING THE TRIP"

and mom started laughing at me saying "IS THAT FOR YOU? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" and laughed some more

My ego was brutally bruised, possibly murdered

cuz I'm used to being laughed at about anything and everything from everyone
and I do mean everyone

my dog laughs at me behind my back, but covers it up as a sneeze


but for some reason this really hit home
i guess cuz we were in a public place and (to me) mom was talking and laughing real loud
and all I could picture were strangers and people I knew from my old school coming around and seeing and hearing everything and then make fun of me and all that paranoid shit

my face was beat red, and without thinking, I hid Megs behind some other dolls and walked away in embarrassment
I pretty much felt mom reach behind the boxes to see what I hid, and laughed louder

I walked around alone cuz I was too embarrassed to go face mom again, so I went and got toothbrushes and chapstick since we were there and I needed them

about 5 minutes passed before I felt calmed down enough to go back
I figured she would give me a heavy speech on how I shouldn't be buying kids toys and whatnot
and she'll think she's talking low when in reality she's shouting

I went back and looked around but didn't see her
and when I found her
I immediately regretted this whole mess I put myself in

a rage no plz account could show was on her face
she was PISSED

again trying to talk in a low voice but failing miserably, she threated
"NEVER. EVER. DO THAT AGAIN. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR 15 MINUTES."
people stared
I felt even more embarrassed now
and she walked away towards the counter
and my first thought was
'...WAIT, WHY IS SHE PISSED??? SHE EMBARRASSED ME IN A PUBLIC PLACE! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MAD!!!'

so we payed and left

and thinking it over now, I guess it was my own fault
so I apologized, she chewed on my head a little more, saying I shouldn't walk away like that and such, wondering what I was gonna do with a toy, blah blah blah
but in the end I don't think she really cared that I was getting a kids toy
the last thing she asked about it was "Do you think it's fine and normal to buy things like that?" no real scorn behind it, just a simple question
and I said "I don't see anything wrong with it"

whatever, it's over now, and in the end, I'm an idiot



_{I'll make an excuse to go to Walmart alone one day and buy him then >:]}


And then I embarrassed myself again a few minutes ago by calling the wrong number


GOD I'M SO AWKWAAARD ;A;
hug plz????

WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?




SO THIS MORNING I GOT TO SCHOOL LIKE ALWAYS
BUT SUDDENLY...! THE MAIN ELEVATORS WERE OUT OF ORDER
And I didn't know where the side elevators were on the bottom floor
so I figured I take the risk and walk up the stairs to the seventh floor (OHGOD)
So I go to the back where the stairs are, and you need to scan your id on those lock things
so I scanned mine, and it turned green
*click click*
Door didn't open
tried again
*click click click*
still not opening
*CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK*
the door did not like me
so I gave up and turned around to go back to the main hall and ask where the side elevator was

SONOFABITCH IT HAS A LOCK TOO
so I scanned
*clickclickclick*



I was trapped in the tiny room
and my final option was to go through the emergency exit
but there was a big ass sign that said "USING THIS DOOR FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN AN EMERGENCY WILL RESULT IN A FINE AND EXPULSION FROM THE SCHOOL

....

ten minutes later someone heard me banging on the door AND AN ANGEL CAME TO SAVE ME

TIMESKIP

TIME TO GO HOME
So I got on the train and took a seat
I had a couple stops before I got to mine
at the next stop, a Jamaican woman dressed in all red got on
and started singing

Now I know people have been known to coming on a train and sing or make music
but they usually sing songs everyone knows, or something nice and soothing

This woman started singing "ME NO LIKE LESBIANS AN' ME NO LIKEY (???) SO LEAVE ME ALONE AN'STOP FOLLOWING ME"




no one provoked her, no one knew why she randomly started singing that,
and she just kept singing it
she stopped when we got to another stop, and when people got off the train
but once people got on, she was to make sure they knew how she felt
so when she started singing, everyone moved to the other side of the train to get away from her
as we got closer to my stop, she became louder and louder
and even started cursing
like "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!"
there was only one person next to her
A GUY
AND HE WASN'T EVEN BOTHERING HER
and only because the train got crowded

well we finally got to my stop and I ran off the train like I was on fire
I still heard her singing as I ran up the stairs



people are weird

Okay I'm gonna go back to watching "Human Error prt 1"
cuz watching the Decepticons scream like little girls when they get their asses and other limbs handed to them by humans makes me LOL

ALSO
[link] LOOK AT THIS
WHILE LISTENING TO THIS [link]
AND TELL ME YOU DON'T SEE A CONNECTION

TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE JOKES OR FUNNY VIDEOS

I...........




HAVE A BLOG WHERE I POST JUICY PR0NZ [link]
SOME OF YOU KNEW CUZ I TOLD YOU, SOME FOUND ON YOUR OWN
FOR THE REST OF YOU....SORRY

I WAS HOLDING OUT A BIT

I COULDN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE

I ALSO GOT A TEGAKI E BLOG (not very exciting) [link]

SO....YEAH

_{I LOL AT THOSE WHO THOUGHT I WAS COMING OUT IN A DIFFERENT SENSE}